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J/K THE GREATEST HOAX OF ALL TIME POSSIBLY EVER
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Greetings MPGHieans
To fund the upcoming version of MPGH, we've had to become creative and look to funding this upgrade through the outside world. Because lets face it, upgrading a tens of millions post forum that's been up for almost two decades is expensive and certain individuals who shall not be named end up taking the drugs and getting Porra tattooed on them and bankrupting daddy's billions on contests for the LOLs after a late night binger can only lead to MPGH being subjubsgated to outside influence of foreign governments. Namely Russian, Saudi, and Chinese billionaires who look to turn MPGH to an authoritarian regime not run by dictators who have a deep unsettling attachment to a bad 90s Stallone Film. But hey, we're not here to point fingers or have our values corrupted. We're here to find solutions, because our seed to leech ratio is approximately infinity.
You might think why not turn to our own good ol' murican fraudulent government? Because as President Trump would say, "ask not what you can do for your country, but what your country can do for you." Well we tried that. President Biden flatly rejected directing SBA grants to the website that creates America's next generation of cyber defense in this world with a not so subtle brewing cyber cold war, despite being our services being crippled by the pandemic and visitors leaving in droves due to fear of catching the coronavirus.
Fear not, fellow MPGHieans. Our plight only makes us stronger as we turn to the future and embrace the blockchain and NFT Premium Chainmaster Tokens.
You might ask what is a NFT? An NFT stands for Not For Trade, as popularly described by technowizards at your favorite news outlets. As in, once you buy this you're forever going to own a piece of history of MPGH and not be able to trade your Premium Chainmaster membership. So when criminals try to break into your house and point a gun at your head and demand you transfer your ownership of your MPGH NFT Premium Chainmaster Token worth millions to their account, you can proudly laugh and say that you're unable to transfer it and their actions are worthless and to have fun in jail.
You might ask how could this token be worth millions and why would we ever give away something for so cheap? Well heres the thing: our future depends on you. So as you can see, investing in this NFT ICO is the key for us to survive and drive the changes to make you to become a millionaire as we set our sights on the Cloud and become a distributed ledger forum chain company providing next generation NFTs for bootstrapping the blockchain, an innovation not seen since Theranos. This will only help us further invest in distributed blockchain cloud technology to provide isomorphic cloud hacks that use machine learning models to instantly make you win any game you choose. So, how much is this NFT premium chainmaster token? A cheap $1000 can get you locked in with this token during the presale. A breakdown of our NFT price sale dates can be seen below.
Price Change Breakdown
Today - $1000
15/04/21 - $2500
21/04/21 - $5000
31/04/21 - $10000 (FINAL DAY!!)
As you can see, within a month your token's value with 10x and you will be able to humbly donate a sizeable chunk of your post tax income to Uncle Sam to cover this appreciation. So what are you waiting for? Our NFT Premium Chainmaster Token distribution ICO will not be available forever, and now is your BEST time to lock in the best prices as we scale to the cloud.
And as always, your support in the comments section will be required and appreciated, and any deviation from this protocol will be met with the most strict and powerful retribution. Reply below and await further instructions by me to set you up with your NFT ICO Token Account.
Yours Ruley,
arunforce
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From MPGH - Happy New Years!
No matter your situation, the start of the decade was pretty rough. The way the world is right now it's hard to appreciate much.
Today is a the beginning of a new year. It's time to shed all the problems you can't solve without a time machine or super powers. If you haven't already, set some goals and plan to make this year better than the last.
As for MPGH we got some big changes coming our way this year with complete revamp of the entire website and forum. You could say that MPGH is finally leaving hibernation after around 20 years of exclusively being a board and going in a direction I'm really excited about.
Thanks for reading and stay safe.
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3rd Edition - November 17th, 2020
Snapple Fact: Peaches are members of the almond family!
Donations
If you are interested in obtaining a premium membership and donating to MPGH, please go here to read about all the benefits that being a Premium Member has!
Events
If you would like to apply for the development team, click here!
Check out the minigame Flengo made!
Promotions
- Azerila Congratulations on Marketplace Minion!
- Hentai Congratulations on being promoted to Minion+!
- Ally Congratulations on being promoted to Moderator!
Member Birthdays
There were no posted birthdays this month.
Fursan al-Aqsa � Knights of al-Aqsa Mosque
MPGH user, udkultimate, is planning to release his game, Fursan al-Aqsa � Knights of al-Aqsa Mosque, in January 2021. We talk to the developer about MPGH, his plans, and challenges with having a Muslim protagonist.
To read more about this story click here!
Staff Administrator for 1 Year
Flengo is celebrating his one year as Staff Administrator. What first started as a regular member in 2010 quickly became an exciting ride through multiple positions.
To read more about this story click here!
MPGH Memeologist
MPGH is looking for a dedicated member of the community to become a Memeologist for the forum. Who is going to become MPGH�s �meme expert�?
To read more about this story click here!
Intel Teases Upcoming 11th Gen �Rocket Lake� Desktop CPUs
Intel... [Read More]
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Oct 08, 2020 - 10:10 AM - by Flengo
2nd Edition - October 8th, 2020
Snapple Fact: Mangoes have noses!
Donations
If you are interested in obtaining a premium membership and donating to MPGH, please go here to read about all the benefits that being a Premium Member has!
Events
MPGH is currently hosting its very own Valorant tournament! This tournament contains a bunch of prizes and will be streamed live on Twitch. To find out more about the tournament, click here!
Promotions
- Beex Congratulations on Realm of the Mad God Minion!
- Hennessy Congratulations on League of Legends Minion!
Member Birthdays
There were no posted birthdays this month.
ForumSpamDestroyer
ForumSpamDestroyer is bringing automated moderation back to MPGH. This will be the first time in almost 7 years and the third iteration of its kind.
To read more about this story click here!
World's First Ever Foldable PC by Lenovo?
The ThinkPad X1 Fold is the world’s first foldable PC. It is bendable in all ways and can be used to suit your comfort. It comes with Intel Lakefield Core i5 processor, Intel UHD 11th Gen Graphics, 8GB LPDDR4X RAM, up to 1TB of PCIe-NVMe M.2 SSD, WiFi 6 which supports 5G and is priced at $2499.
To read more about this story click here!
NASA Found Signs of Life on the Planet Venus
International research team that managed to find evidence of potential microbes residing in the very acidic Venus cloud, namely phosphine. Scientists are also exploring other possibilities, which predict atmospheric phosphine, including lightning, volcanoes and meteorites. Neither theory could yield detectable amounts of phosphine in Venus' atmosphere.
To read more about this story click here!
Special thanks to Howl for the GFX Work
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Sep 29, 2020 - 3:45 PM - by Felix
MPGH OFFICIAL Valorant Tournament
Welcome to the very first VALORANT tournament held here on MPGH!
The tournament will take place 17th October 2020 from 2PM Pacific. (Timing can be agreed upon by the opponents for their respective match in case its odd hours for a few).
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You can find details of the tournament as well as the stream here! The live stream will be hosted on Twitch spectating the semi-finals and finals as the matches are being played @MPGHNet on twitch.
How It'll Work
The tournament will be a 2v2 style knockout. Each player will face an opponent in a two v two and the losing team will be knocked out immediately. The players who manage to go undefeated until the end will take home 1st place and win the majority of the prizes as shown later in this thread. There will be no prisoners and everyone is expected to come with their A game so make sure youre ready if you want that #1 TOP DOG spot and to take home those juicy prizes.
Official Tournament Bracket
Rules of the tournament
- No cheats/ hacks allowed!
Prizes
MPGH PREMIUM - Winner gets 1X Free MPGH Premium(If user(s) already has premium can gift it to another user)
@GLASS: $15 OF Valorant Points from his shop. -First Place Prize
@AGATASMURF: $10 In Shop Coupon. -First Place Prize
@NOXEY: $10 Amazon/Steam Gift Card. -First Place Prize
@BULKASHOP: $10 In Store Coupon. -Second Place Prize
Sponsors
@GLASS - sponsors this MPGH Tournament his shop focuses on selling Valorant points way below market price and selling steam gift cards at 20-25% discount. He also sells Spotify upgrades at an unbeatable price of $6 which includes 15 Months of warranty!
@NOXEY - Noxey is selling top quality accounts, licenses, games and many more services with many different affordable warranty duration. Many daily discounts and extras for all customers. Starting at $0.99 and it can be extended up to 3 years warranty
@AGATASMURF - Sale with a discount of up to 70% with a one-year warranty, almost any service, Streaming / Music / VPN / Porn / Education / Games.
@BULKASHOP - Sponsors this MPGH Tournament his shop focuses on selling vpn/antivirus keysdows 10 keys/league of legends and Services for watching TV series. with a different guarantee.
Tournament Timing - Start Date and Time: 17th October 2020 - 2PM Pacific
Event hosted by:
@HALOS117
@Felix
@Poonce
@Hector
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Sep 05, 2020 - 9:19 AM - by Flengo
1st Edition - September 5th, 2020
Snapple Fact: Animals that lay eggs don't have belly buttons!
Donations
If you are interested in obtaining a premium membership and donating to MPGH, please go here to read about all the benefits that being a Premium Member has!
Events
Interested in playing Monopoly with MPGH? Click here to find out more and join the MPGH Monopoly Game Night!
Promotions
- ****** Congratulations on Middleman!
- Azerila Congratulations on Middleman!
- Nani Congratulations on Middleman!
Member Birthdays
News Team Update
After a break that has lasted around half a year, MPGH News returns with a new format and under new management. This time, we will be bringing stories more relevant to MPGH instead of the general news that we brought in the past.
MPGH News is now under the management of Flengo. Currently a Staff Administrator, Flengo has worked most positions at MPGH throughout his 10 years on the site. “News was going well for a while and ultimately Ahlwong was in charge of it since I think Hova, or whoever else, stepped down from the position. Although stale, it was going well and running still. But then Ahlwong also didn't have time to manage that anymore.” says Flengo. Flengo saw this as an opportunity to rethink the format.
MPGH News has, in the past, covered a variety of topics, such as media, music, and sports, but this time it’s going to be different. “It's gonna be more focused and relatable to things that MPGH offers. It's gonna be three sections each time, MPGH updates, some interesting or cool thing/news, and some kind of real story from MPGH.” says Flengo. Along with being more relatable to the MPGH users, it also removes MPGH News from a position of having to compete with mainstream media. In previous iterations, the stories had lost relevance when the stories were published. By sticking to inside-MPGH themes, we can post relevant and interesting stories.
A new issue will be published biweekly. “If things go really well and the engagement is there, might look to increase it to weekly again later down the line.” says Flengo, “I hope the fact that it's all new content and actually relatable will invite more people to actually read it and hopefully post comments on the thread. Perhaps we could do more stuff with it later, but will have to see how it goes. As for any other engagement related things, leaving that to the Publicists team.”
Is 5G going to be the first US-China tech war?
While 5G is being rolled out to every country slowly, the US's market is continuing to ban China equipment from its networks. This fight about 5G and Huawei has turned into the land on which the US-China tech battle is being fought. The 5G industry including facility equipment is required to achieve $48 billion by 2027, but more significantly, it is required to take trillions or even more of economic output over the installed 5G networks. Any organization or nation that ensures this 5G technology can then have an advantage over others in the system and technical... [Read More]
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We're now allowing the selling of software on MPGH. We previously banned the sale of software due to the inherit risk of bad software being masqueraded as good software. Luckily, in this day and age, they're generally easy to find and detect, unlike hacks. This is only intended for your OWN intellectual property. We plan to ramp up some rules to ensure visitors know the risks of software before buying and using software, but until then feel free to make use of this section.
We present to you:
Software For Sale
Happy hacking,
MPGH Staff
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